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dogbreath
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Dad needs help

Postby dogbreath » Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:00 am

Hi, my son has a 1991 honda cr 80. Do you think he could clear the humps like the new bikes? Thanks
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby bigwave » Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:27 pm

I guess the pertinent question here would be: "How big are his balls?"
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dogbreath
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby dogbreath » Thu Apr 06, 2017 9:30 am

Well, if he's anything like his good ol dad, he would have a heavy set with an impressive shaft to go with them! His 91 is ported, polished and we took the air cleaner off for more power.
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby bigwave » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:47 pm

Haha OK, OK...self-deprecating humour will take you further on this site.
"...took the air cleaner off..."???
I'm starting to think the new guy is messing with us...
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as82
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby as82 » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:19 am

Get the air cleaner back on or you'll be doing a rebuild in no time.
Bikes are 80% rider and 20% bike....if you're son can't make it then yell at him and tell him its his fault.
dogbreath
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby dogbreath » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:45 am

I think he could make the pro class if he would just put his pussy down and nail it wide open through the hoops. We put pro circuit suspensions on the old CR. Bitch has no more excuses!
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby bigwave » Tue Apr 18, 2017 3:34 pm

I appreciate your attempts to draw some people back to this place.
Let's see if we can make it the place to see and be seen again.

You seem like the guy who could maybe replace Hammertime.
Let's see what you got!
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"I'll be there taking shitty, out-of-focus pictures of my thumb and girls' bums"
dogbreath
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby dogbreath » Mon Apr 24, 2017 11:18 am

I remember that mouthy fuck...glad he's gone. That guy thought he knew everything.
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Re: Dad needs help

Postby bigwave » Thu Apr 27, 2017 1:29 pm

Keep going....we like where this is headed...
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